Captain Thunderfists vs. The Honey Trap

Oh gods, my stomach still hurts from laughing!

So our newfound status as local heroes almost landed Rho in some seriously hot water just now. Ven Vinder’s daughter Shayliss runs up to us and is all, “Oh great and powerful warriors, won’t you please help me?!? There’s a terrible monster in the cellar at my father’s shop, and I am but a poor, surprisingly beautiful, scantily-clad, and suspiciously just recently made up young and single maiden. What hope would I have against such a beast?!? Oh won’t you please help me?!?” As soon as we all accept though, she’s like “okay so actually I just meant you, sizzlechest” and points at Rho.

Turns out the only monster she was interested in taking on down in that basement was the one in Rho’s pants, and who should show up in the basement just as she’s about to seal that deal but her father!!

I honestly have no idea how Rho was able to talk his way outta that one but OMGs the look on his face when he came outta that building. Classic!

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